so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
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