i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
the condom got lost in my hair
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
Do you ever look at your life and go "i'm too sober for this bullshit"?
Every day of my life.
Randomize