Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
Randomize
