Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Just saw a squirrel crossing the road in a crosswalk..my morning has improved exponentially.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
He put oyster crackers in his ramen noodles. Is that a thing? Because holy shit I had never thought of it before and if it's not a thing he's my new stoner hero for discovering it.
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
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