I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
check it out our google latitudes are spooning
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
This is your liver's 7:15 wake up call. Mandatory margarita popsicles after work today. Rule #71: no excuses, play like a champ!
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
I'm drinking straight vodka and railing lines of adderall while writing a paper about the nature of Jesus. It's 6:50 in the morning. College.
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
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