I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
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