If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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