are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
For future reference "I'm too drunk to come today" is an acceptable line to get out of work. I love my job
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
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