I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
I've blown a few things in my day
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
Why is there a wet sock in my garbage? Why did I chug so much red wine? Why was someone signing into my iCloud account at 4 am in China? Why do I do self-destructive reckless things? So many questions.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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