I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
operation harelip BJ is a go
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
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