we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
I’m once again drinking at eight am on a Sunday in my tutu. This garment is literally my best purchase ever.
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
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