Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
got hammered last night, woke up this morning to 38 texts that varied from "you fucking asshole" to "i can be there in 10 minutes"
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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