This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
I found my spirit animal in the shower. It's a sloth/bear that lives in my chest.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
Randomize
