spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
DUDE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN JUST RENT AN ELEPHANT???
Oh God.
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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