It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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