im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
Congratulations! We have a period
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
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