yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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