Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
I'm walking down the street with a Starbucks in one hand and a flask in the other. People seem to have a staring problem
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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