he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
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