Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
Every person I've ever had sex with is in Chipotle right now.
Can you repeat that, but with context?
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