well you can't waste a boner
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
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