I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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