There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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