just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
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