seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
Just so you know there's a random man downstairs knocking on a door with a dozen roses and a 30 pack of beer. Unattractive or not, I'm inviting him in.
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
Look, the coffee machine died a noble death. It was the way it would have wanted to go. It was a mercy exploding, really.
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
Randomize
