yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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