I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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