belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
Idk why more people don't drink at work ... i mean, yeah, the cash might be off tonight, but my customer service is fucking phenomenal right now
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
Randomize
