She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
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