Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
Randomize
