Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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