it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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