idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
just told my mom that i'm having a bad day and she responded with "maybe you should pour yourself a nice drink". good to know that my parents support my future of alcoholism
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
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