nutella sex= disaster
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
It's rum buckets o'clock
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
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