Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
So, apparently I made everyone omelets last night. Even when I'm drunk, I'm still a trophy wife.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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