Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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