PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
Let's get the cat blown out
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
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