all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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