going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
Hey cutie is the game almost over? I'm making dinner for us it'll be ready soon. Xox
You would rather make fucking dinner than watch a hockey game that rivals the epic-ness of miracle, the one of the biggest upsets in sport history? Babe I don't know if I can date a girl with such terrible priorities.
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
YOUR STATE IS STUPID
Did you miss a turn again?
WHAT FUCKING IDIOT DECIDED TO DESIGN AN ENTIRE FUCKING STATE WHERE YOU CAN'T MAKE A FUCKING LEFT TURN?!? FUCK NEW JERSEY
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
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