Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
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