When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
We smell like vodka and hangover
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