Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.
shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
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