i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
I told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
I think my new low is running outside in a towel to pet a particularly fluffy looking squirrel and projectile vomiting off the balcony.
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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