Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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