then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
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