I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
I think my moral compass just broke
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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