You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
I love our relationship. We just get drunk, show each other our tits, demonstrate sexual positions and make pasta. Then you go to bed and I sit around with your mom and cry about how proud of you we are.
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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