my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
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