sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
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