Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
I think this hangover is going to kill me. If it succeeds I would like you to read a dramatic rendition of 'Trapped in the closet' complete with interpretative dance at my funeral.
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
Just to be a PITA after I die, my will leaves 1 cent to each of my FB friends. I hate my lawyer.
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
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