It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
Learned two new lessons today: 1) Do not identify pills found in one's car by taking them to see what happens, especially while at work, and 2) There is no logical reason to keep ambien in one's vehicle...
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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