You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
Please, let me fuck your mom
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
At what point can I admit that I hate going to house parties?
I don't wanna stand in your shitty kitchen making small talk while I guard the quality booze I brought.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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