i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
She woke me up with an urgent call telling me she was rolling on Mollie and swimming in the ocean. I mean that's just great. If she drowns, I'll feel responsible.
The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
He was supposed to visit me tonight but he decided to stop in Tacoma so now I'm sitting on my bed naked eating oranges and candy corn while I watch Parks and Rec.
Now I have to hook up with him tomorrow DURING THE DAY.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
i got kicked out of the casino for drunken disorderly conduct because i kept stumbling into old people and one of them told on me. as the boucer was taking down my information so i could no re-enter i ripped my id out of his hands while yelling fuck you.
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