: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
i woke up with someone drivers licenses in my wallet this am...he said i don't have a business card so just take my drivers license
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
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