Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
Randomize