it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
my tampon string is in my asshole... do you think i can get it out without anyone noticing?
i'd get off the bar first.
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
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