It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
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