so explain again why im purple
no
My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
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