I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
And you know what the worst part is? Because of him I can now relate to a goddamn Taylor Swift song. FUCK. MY. LIFE.
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
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