Why are you at a bar in Connecticut?
Long story. One that now involves lots of delicious chicken wings om nom nom
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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