we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
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